My Brain Farted and This Fell Out

Well, hello blog my old friend.

Do you ever have them days where your brain feels overloaded so you need to empty it? Well thats why I'm writing this, and that was a rhetorical question. I'm not expecting anyone to actually read this but if you are, well... hello. You made it this far, congratulations you have won nothing.

Let me start with a song




I heard this for the first time today and it has taken my breath away. It's by Disclosure & London Grammar called 'Help Me Lose My Mind'. Do you ever just hear a song and from the first listen it takes over your brain?

No?

Just Me?

I'm talking to myself anyway so I guess the answer is yes.

I just love this song so much. In fact it's playing on repeat on my iTunes as we speak. It's one of those songs that I have already become so attached to that it is possible in a week I won't have listened to anything else. Although when you have Queen's like Beyoncé performing new tunes that are as amazing as hers, well, they'll just have to go on shuffle.

Speaking of Queen Bey, I'm still not over how amazing her Sound Of Change performance was. It's hard not to be impressed by someone who sounds flawless when they sing yet when they speak they sound like their throat is being ripped out. How does she do it? The perks of being a God I guess. I woke my ass up at 5:30am on a Sunday for that shit and I don't regret it for a minute.

She a grown woman, she can do whatever she wants. Including being fierce as fuck. I bring you Example A

Now let's appreciate her some more. Her face when she struts out on stage. Erm please stop being so awesome thanks. This song is another one that has been giving me life since the first time I heard it a few weeks ago. Blessed by Beysus <3



Yes it's awesome. Yes I've watched performances of this song a gazillion time so I could learn the dance routine. Yes I know it off by heart now. No I'm not ashamed.

My heart is still at the disco.

Still writing your name on the window.

Still crying on the metro.

On The Metro.

Now let's go the other direction. Kylie has a new song floating around called Skirt which has got me thinking. Do people really listen to music anymore and just like it or not like it, or do they just like it without thinking because their favourite artist recorded it?






The reason I say that is because this song isn't exactly your standard Kylie tune. I'm sure there's a lot of people who really do like the song but I'm not sure all of them genuinely do.



On a side note why did Cheryl Cole have to go and annoy me so much? I've gone from stan to 'don't look at me' in the space of a day. So disappointed with that woman. Ask me again in a week and I'll probably be over it.

I'm super excited about going to a gig on Sunday. This will be the first live music thang I've been too since seeing Girls Aloud in Liverpool nearly 3 months ago. Can't wait to dance up a storm to some beats!




I haven't been to a gig like this since I saw Chris Liebing last year. He's playing here again this week and there was no way I was going to miss it. If he stands next to me at the bar again I will try not to die this time!

Still listening to that Disclosure tune. Loving it more than when I started writing this.

I think I'm done now.

Peace out xx

(someone else has to read this now or I just double kissed myself)

Why don't we have any Easter Carols?

Good Friday has rolled on around again and the last few days have got me thinking about the same thing I think about every Easter. Why are there no Easter Carols?

We get bombarded with them at Christmas, and the months leading up to Christmas, but at Easter there is NOTHING.

Why is this? Sure Easter (Good Friday in particular) is not exactly a celebration, but people sing at Funerals all the time!

I have a few suggestions.....

1. Kylie Minogue - Chocolate

People seem to care more about Easter Eggs than they do about the reason behind Easter, so a song titled Chocolate seems appropriate ;)




2. - Mariah Carey - All I Want For Easter Is You

We're all familiar with what has because a modern day Christmas song, it rockets to the top of the charts every Christmas period, so why not just give the lyrics a bit of a tweak so we can enjoy some Mariah at Easter too?




3. Hi-5 - Easter Bunny Is Comin'

The Aussies will know this one, and either LOVE it or hate it. Personally I love it. Hi-5 perform this at Carols By Candlelight every year without fail and the kids adore it. So just like Mariah's Christmassy goodness, why not give this one a bit of a tweak too?

Easter Bunny's Comin
Easter Bunny's Comin
He's not very far away
We eat all our Easter Eggs...
And meat on Good Friday ?

Step Back In Time

Greetings earthlings!

With my inablilty to decide what to write about, I put the word out on twitter for suggestions on what to blog about next. First suggestion came from @wjwinoz - topic being 'Time Travel'.

Naturally the first thing that sprung to mind was 'Back To The Future'. I love all three of the movies, and 'Great Scott' has worked its way into my daily vocab! I will give you a blank stare (and possibly a bitch slap) if you don't know where the saying comes from!
























Aside from the best movie trilogy ever (pffft Twilight) every word or phrase will always make me think of a song. Now if you hadn't noticed from my first two posts or if you've just escaped from the rock you've been living under, you'll know I'm a Kylie fan, so 'Step Back In Time' also springs to mind.

So if I could hop into my Delorean, these are 5 times I would like to Step Back To:

1. 1977 - This was the year that ABBA first stepped foot on Australian soil. I was only a twinkle in the sky at this point but I adore ABBA's music and would love to have been around at the height of their popularity. From what I've read and always hear about, ABBA Mania back then was cray cray, and I would have loved to have been part of it! Being around in '77 would also mean I could try and schmooze my way into Studio 54! Actually pretty much everything I hear about the 70's was rad and I just want a taste of it!

2. 1969 - There really isn't an explanation required for this one as I'm sure most music lovers would feel the same. Woodstock. The first. The best. Who wouldn't want to experience it? Peace Love & Harmony man and so much amazing music!

3. 1957 - The Elvis hype! The TV performances & the gyrating are music folklore. I like the thought of being in the audience for one of the shows and you can bet your life on it that I would be sporting a pair of blue suede shoes!

4. 1929 - Jazz hands! Music was different back then and so much of the world was too. Experiencing jazz at it's finest, with people like Louis Armstrong at the top of their game, would be somethin' somethin'.

5. 1965 - Motown time baby! Groups like The Supremes were big at the time and Stevie Wonder was just starting out. The hair and the outfits were something to behold, I would fit right in ;)

My @KylieMinogue #AntiTour experience

A week ago today, on March 18th 2012, which also happened to be my 29th birthday, Kylie Minogue performed her first 2 Anti Tour shows back to back at The Palace in Melbourne. For those of you who may be unfamiliar with the Anti Tour concept, Kylie did not perform any of her big hits. This was a show for the super fans where she performed B-sides, rarities and unreleased tracks. An original concept that I haven't heard of anyone else doing before, to celebrate her 25th year in the industry, which is referred to as K25.

A group of us who now refer to ourselves as the Kylie Krew, went crazy over the idea, as did many others with the first show selling out in only a few minutes. A second show was announced shortly after that was to be performed on the same night, Kylie came on stage for the first show at 8:30 and around midnight for show 2.

Some of the Kylie Krew had organised to arrive at The Palace at 8am so we could have breakfast at a nearby cafe and determine our plan of attack for the day. When we arrived we noticed a small group of people were already lining up so we decided to do the same and skipped breakfast. You may call us crazy, coz we kind of are :P If you regularly peruse any Kylie forums you'll probably be able to guess who was at the front of the queue.

We pottered around in the queue until the doors opened at 11am so we could collect our wristbands for each show. By this time the queue had grown quite significantly. This is where our day took an unexpected turn.
















The venue only holds approximately 1800 people, and Kylie normally performs in venues that hold around 10000 people. This smaller venue was all general admin, meaning first in best dressed, so you would assume that they would cater for people wanting to lineup early to make sure they can get a spot close to the front. We were wrong. Wristband collection could be done between 11am & 5pm however once your wristband was collected, you were told to move away from the venue. At first we were told to rejoin the queue for wristbands and once we got back to the front, they would ask us to stand against the wall so others who still needed wristbands could pass. Half an hour later we were told we had to leave. Security threatened to call the police and also refuse anyone entry if they didn't leave. They were completely unprepared and unnecessarily aggressive which did put a bit of a downer on our day but we weren't going to let it ruin it!

Since our plans to queue up were stifled, what did we do you may ask? Well we did what Australians do... we went up the street to the pub.



















Prior to that day, I had no idea who a few of the people in this photo were, nor did I know they existed. However by the end of the nomfest and after a few drinks they were referred to as Kylie Krew peeps! It continues to grow! Re: The Kylie Krew, theres about 25 of us, not just from Melbourne but from Adelaide & Sydney and all over really, that have all met each other at various Kylie concerts and we now all attend Kylie gigs together. Unfortunately we couldn't all get to the same spot for the first show but most of us were in the room! A few of us went to the second show too! NEVER ENOUGH KYLIE!

During our nomfest above, we indulged in a few tasty drinks, a few glasses did smash whilst I was singing again. We thought it was the wind blowing them over but maybe the gods got sick of hearing my whiny voice ;) I'mmm high uppppppppppp on a tightroppppppppe *smash*

It was kind of hilarious how many people walked past and stopped at our tables. It was like Kylie fans are just one big family that know each other, or maybe it's just our table was full of trashbags that get around a bit, who knows really ;) One of the Krew was getting his wave on to a bunch of random passing cars, the Krew joined in when the lovely Kylie Martin, also a Kylie Krew member, was stopped in a car right behind us. I'm certain the rest of the van she was traveling in thought we were a bunch of nutjobs, which would probably be accurate. For those of you unfamiliar with KM #2, she's Kylie's wonderful publicist, you can find her on twitter by following @MartiniMediaAus :)

So 5:30 rolled around and it was time to get our lineup on again, or so we thought as thats the time we were told to come back. After more aggressiveness from the security at The Palace telling everyone they had no rights and that it didn't matter where we were in the venue as we would see from everywhere, we finally got to queue at about 5:45. By this time a bunch of shoe-ins that had definitely not been there as early as the rest of us, managed to get in front of us in the queue, which was annoying however we were just happy to be finally queuing up and we were close enough to the front of the line to get a good spot.

The level of fun increased from here.

While we waited patiently for the doors to open a camera crew appeared and began filming the queue and also asking some of the fans questions. Two of those people were myself and my partner in crime for most of the day, @gianniborrelli , a fly in from Radelaide ;) At the time we were interviewed we were told that it was for a DVD & were each asked to sign a release form. When we woke up the next day, we were on Kylie.com, YouTube, Kylie had tweeted the video and it was also shown on multiple news channels around the country & overseas. Watch from 0:25 in the video below to spot us:

So we FINALLY got inside and we were front and centre, about 3 people back from the railing. My oh my what a view!

















At this point I was way past excited. I seem to work myself up so much for these things that my brain doesn't function properly. As an example, I previously posted about where my name comes from and my love for BPM, however when she started playing the song during show 1, I was singing along to every word but had a complete mental blank as to what the song was until the chorus. This happened most of the night and has happened to me at other gigs where I get overwhelmed with sheer joy and excitement!

Admittedly there were songs she performed that I had not heard before, or not enough times for me to remember them anyway. I've listened to Kylie's music since childhood, there is no way to escape it when you live in Australia, Melbourne in particular. However my fandom didn't skyrocket until Did It Again was released. I adore that video and I adore the song. My first Kylie concert, which was also my first concert ever, was the On A Night Like This Tour. Since then I could identify most of the album tracks and rarities/b-sides, anything before that I haven't delved into too much. I get so caught up listening to new music, not just Kylie but other music interests too, to find time to listen to old stuff.

I can not find the right words to explain how incredible the two Anti Tour shows were. The energy in the room, and also on stage, from Kylie and her band (backing singers in particular) was off the charts.


















Kylie always looks comfortable on stage, which is no shock considering she's been doing it for so long. This was different though. The reaction she got to each of the songs was insane. The insanity reached amazing levels when fan favourites such as Disco Down & Tightrope were performed, along with Always Find The Time.


















Kylie was performing these songs with what appeared to be absolute joy. On recent tours she has been hindered by choreography that is timed by the millisecond. There was none of that this time and she was better for it.


















There was fist pumping, daggy dancing, jumping, booty shaking and whatever she felt like doing based on how she was feeling right there and then. Not what she had been told in rehearsals for months prior. She was also freely involved with banter with the crowd and the band. One of my favourite song introductions of hers was "This one slipped through the net, and then you found it on the net *wiggles finger* ". Now most artists get all gripey when this happens, Kylie goes and performs it for her fans. How lucky are we?















I'm so thankful that Kylie threw these two awesome parties for me on my birthday ;) haha. BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! I got to share something truly special with an amazing group of people. I won't name everyone because I'm likely to miss someone out, but every single person in what we call our Kylie Krew makes every Kylie experience that much more enjoyable. See the video below as an example of how much fun we had together :)

If we hadn't all run out of phone or camera battery by the time the second show was finished, I would have liked for someone to film the looks on our faces as we left the venue. We looked like a bunch of 80 year olds. For most of the second show I couldn't feel my feet and the back of my legs were burning in pain, most of the Krew that stayed for show 2 were feeling pretty much the same. It still didn't stop us from enjoying it though. We gave Steve Anderson quite a fright when we all screamed with delight when Kylie said at the beginning of show 2 'I believe it's Welcome Back to some of you!"

We spent show two just behind the sound desk towards the back of the room. This gave us a bit of a hindered view but it also gave us dance space and access to the bar ;) We lost ourselves in her beats per minute, this is for sure!

At this stage she has only performed 4 Anti Tour shows, 2 of which were in Melbourne and the other 2 in Sydney. No other dates have been announced and there is uncertainty as to whether there will be or not. I hope for the sake of other fans around the world that she does do more shows. It really is a completely different experience that you just have to see at least once in your life. I can not imagine that she would spend the time rehearsing those songs & learning all the lyrics again, just to do 4 shows. The fan reaction was that intense that it would be crazy for her not to take the shows elsewhere.
















My non-Kylie loving friends continuously ask me how I can get so into the music of one artist. I don't know the answer, I just know how the music makes me feel. That feeling of overwhelming happiness and joy is something I hope everyone experiences in one way or another. For me I get that feeling when I see/hear Kylie perform my favourite songs live. In fact I get that feeling with music in general but Kylie concerts are just a whole new level.

The pics I've posted in this blog were all taken on a new digicam I bought myself a few days before the Anti Tour shows. I discovered that if I hold down the shutter button, it will continuously take pictures.... I ended up with 1400 photos from the two shows and most of them were from the first one! Thats an insane amount of photos but I've posted some more of my favourite ones below.

So now a week has passed since the shows and my Kangover has subsided quite a bit, it's not gone but it's not as bad as the day after the show! In saying that I would still give anything to go back and do it again. Last years Splash Zone experience (with the Kylie Krew) was incredible and I was convinced that it could not be outdone. I was wrong.

Love to you all xx

Behind The Name

Hello Blogworld!

For my first post I thought I'd give a brief description of where Bergs Per Minute comes from. Bergs has been a nickname of mine since my early years of High School. It's a shortened version of my surname. By the time I finished school, I don't recall anyone referring to me by my first name besides the teachers, although even some of them referred to me as Bergs, my music teacher being one of them.

This has carried on since then, although now I have a second nickname which is Noodles. There's only a small number of people that don't refer to me as either of these names, which generally ends up with me not noticing that they're talking to me because I'm used to just being called Bergs or Noodles now. I'll let you guys try and figure out what my real name is if you don't know it already (facebookers aren't allowed to play! :P )

As for the Per Minute, no I'm not a prostitute that charges for the length of time a customer might require my services ;) It's in reference to one of my favourite songs, and favourite performances by Kylie Minogue. Anyone who follows me on twitter or has me on Facebook or has spent more than 5 minutes with me will know I'm a big fan.

The song it references is a B-side of a single you may or may not be familiar with called I Believe In You, the B-side being BPM which you hear below.

BPM has been a favourite for a long time, and in the lead up to Kylie's Anti Tour shows last week, I listened to it, and a few others, probably 20 times a day (no, not sick of any of them yet!).

My love for the song culminated with Kylie performing it during her Anti Tour Shows, which I plan to post about another time, which made my love for the song increase ten-fold. Catch the performance below

The above video was filmed by a friend of mine, you will be able to hear my singing and screaming throughout the video haha. Anyhow in case you haven't figured it out yet or didn't listen long enough to determine it, BPM stands for Beats Per Minute. The main lyrics of the song are 'I wanna lose myself in your Beats Per Minute'.

Add my name and the song together and you have Bergs Per Minute. ZOMG NO WAI!

This blog is just somewhere for me to share my thoughts, mainly on music as I spend most of my time either listening to it, reading about it & going to gigs. Theres only so much I can fit into 140 characters ;)

Anywho, until next time, love to you all xx